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THE OC SEX QUIZ

OCs:
Averix(May as well use the KH version because I like it better o_o)
Etesa(LAWL, no one’s met her yet.)
Clutter (Because you so totally need to know if a living mass of clutter has a sex life >_> )

1. Are any of your characters daring enough to wear a cheetah-print skirt?
…For all we know Clutter is wearing one right now.

2. Underwear?
Uhh…yes.

3. Speaking of which, if you had to buy one of your attractive characters new underwear, what would you get them?
Uhh…the cheapest shit I could buy that would last them a while? Screw spending money on them.

4. Do any of them have irrational fears in the bed? If so, of what?
Uhh…not that I know of.

5. Incense or Marvin Gaye?
Averix would use neither. Etesa might use incense. Clutter would just eat both options and throw them at people later.

6. Which could handle being naked in public?
Uhh…Clutter might be naked for all I know. ;D
Averix would hide…
Etesa would kill someone…or drug them into a coma ._.

7. …A slap on the butt or a slap on the boob?
Uhh…Etesa would probably lecture on the slapper’s mental insecurities as exposed through the act…
Averix would just go “O_O WTF?”
Don’t want to know if Clutter has either

8. Ever wanted to grab one of your character’s crotches? If so, whose?
-looks at Clutter- It has one? Also…FUCK NO
And no to the other two.

9. Have you ever made up penis sizes for your male characters, even if the information would never be used in the actual narrative?
Nope

10. If you answered yes to the last question, give us the penis length. (If no, tell us your preferred penis length for a potential mate.
Etesa doesn’t care.
I honestly have no idea what Averix would say to this.
Clutter don’t care so long as it could be lit on fire and thrown at someone later.

11. Even if against their will, who would make the best exotic dancer?
Averix >_> Even though it would have to be against his will, and he’d probably murder me for saying this ._.


12. Have you ever paired one of your characters with an already established one from a television show/anime/movie/video game? (ex. Jack Sparrow and X)
Lawl von Karma/Averix OTP >: -shot to hell, stabbed, muted, lit on fire, etc.- No.

13. If you answered yes to the last question, what’s their theme song? (If no, just give me a random sensual song.)
Uhh…-insert random Koda whore song here-

14. Interested in bondage?
Uhh…Etesa might be…I’d really like to avoid asking her.

15. Do you hate yaoi?
No. (Some pairings need to GTFO though)

16. Yuri?
See question 15 for answer .

17. Would you be offended if I referenced one of your character’s bumholes?
Umm no. Wait, WTF.

18. Uke x Seme, Uke x Uke, or Seme x Seme?
Seme x Seme

19. Are any of your characters virgins?
Uhh…currently Averix is…Etesa is. I hope to god Clutter is…

20. Are any of your characters sexual deviants?
…I hope to god Clutter isn’t…
If Averix is I’d be really surprised ._O Like as in "WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?" suprised...
Etesa…wouldn’t surprise me …but she isn’t.

Uhh...Imma tag uhh...you people over there...Yes you. Go do this. Nao.